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Postby Tim Drayton » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:19 pm

http://www.yeniduzen.com/detay.asp?a=15513&z=3

One Mehmet Aktuna has been accused of illegally importing 17 cows into the TRNC from south Cyprus. Apparently, on three occasions he drove his tractor through the military zone at Louroujuna (Akıncılar/Lurucina), each time bringing back cows in his trailer. On 18 December he brought back 5 cows, and 6 each time on 19 December and 20 December.

True story! (Enigma not joke)
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Postby Get Real! » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:28 pm

This is just one of Y-Front’s clandestine business operations! The other is arranging up-market wild goat shagging in the Troodos mountains for Syrian executives… Image
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Postby YFred » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:15 pm

denizaksulu wrote:A free country with no borders. He plies his trade and gets arrested for smuggling.

Fucking hell. :roll:

Strange as it may seem, Aktuna is part of the YFred clan. But not Mehmet.
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Postby Tim Drayton » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:17 pm

YFred wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:A free country with no borders. He plies his trade and gets arrested for smuggling.

Fucking hell. :roll:

Strange as it may seem, Aktuna is part of the YFred clan. But not Mehmet.


Crikey, you are a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you? I posted this as a wind-up for you. That was last year!
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Postby YFred » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:18 pm

Tim Drayton wrote:
YFred wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:A free country with no borders. He plies his trade and gets arrested for smuggling.

Fucking hell. :roll:

Strange as it may seem, Aktuna is part of the YFred clan. But not Mehmet.


Crikey, you are a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you? I posted this as a wind-up for you. That was last year!

I've just seen it. I am not often in this section old boy, what?
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Postby bill cobbett » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:25 pm

YFred wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:
YFred wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:A free country with no borders. He plies his trade and gets arrested for smuggling.

Fucking hell. :roll:

Strange as it may seem, Aktuna is part of the YFred clan. But not Mehmet.


Crikey, you are a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you? I posted this as a wind-up for you. That was last year!

I've just seen it. I am not often in this section old boy, what?


Almost all your posts belong in this section....... :lol:
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Postby YFred » Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:52 am

Get Real! wrote:This is just one of Y-Front’s clandestine business operations! The other is arranging up-market wild goat shagging in the Troodos mountains for Syrian executives… Image

And there was me thinking you were the expert on the terraces on Trodos, what?
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