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Postby bluelagoon33 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:25 pm

Thought id might spice up this dry spasticated forum a bit.

Im giving free hop on hop off course for all you sexy forumers out there...fig head for one!! whoop whoop.

for the guys that dont know hwo to please a woman video tapes will be sent after the course for a 100 euro fee.

Lets get ready to sign up them!!!
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Postby fig head » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:37 pm

M and who ever will do the hop hop lessons does get a hoe licence huh!!!

gosh man u would fink u might change but pissin ppl off is yer thing init !!!!!!

i did miss ya on the forum bluelagoon here is one for u whoop whoop

P.S good luck wv ur lessons u might learn sumin ahaha
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Postby bluelagoon33 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:42 pm

roll up roll up ...limited spaces available.

so far so good.. figgy wiggy signed up. whoes next...come on now lets get those muscles pumping and legs shaking dont be shy give it a try!!!
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Postby fig head » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:56 pm

eww you nasty git lol.. i pass lol lets be serious 4 bit here M wot u been up to , why u was in australia for !
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Postby Get Real! » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:05 pm

The BlueBuffoon wants to teach us the fine art of … Image

...and the new extended version he calls the “One for all and all for one!” 8)

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Postby Paphitis » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:08 pm

Get Real! wrote:The BlueBuffoon wants to teach us the fine art of … Image

...and the new extended version he calls the “One for all and all for one!” 8)

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Here is your first customer, Bluelagoon.... :D
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Postby bluelagoon33 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:15 pm

Paphitis wrote:
Get Real! wrote:The BlueBuffoon wants to teach us the fine art of … Image

...and the new extended version he calls the “One for all and all for one!” 8)

Image


Here is your first customer, Bluelagoon.... :D


sorry paphitis. i dont do rejects!! customer policies.

And before we sign up i forgot to mention. i will need to pre screen a updated health report from your doc as you are clean.

Yup thats it!!! 18-50 accepted....other pay double and bring a blag plastic bag along with you.!!
unless your 50 and look 35. whoop whoop hope i didnt offend anyone...
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Postby bill cobbett » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:57 pm

What about farm animals mate? What are your rates for helping out goats, sheep and donkies??
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Postby fig head » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:59 pm

Hahahahaha Bill u so funny ill piss my self hahaha

Soz lagoon couldnt help my self
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Postby fig head » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:01 pm

oops what a language for a lady PMSL
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