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Who is the most “Wise & Factual”?

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Which of these candidates is the most “Wise & Factual”?

1. Miltiades
2
13%
2. G.Bush Jr
0
No votes
3. Bozo the Clown!
14
88%
 
Total votes : 16

Who is the most “Wise & Factual”?

Postby Get Real! » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:41 pm

Which of these candidates is the most “Wise & Factual”?

Meet the candidates… :D

The man who can buy you and sell you before you can blink… it’s the one and only Miltiades!
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The world’s greatest humanitarian having set 1.5 million people free in Iraq alone… it’s G.Bush Jr!
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Loved by the world’s children but loathed by Ronald McDonald, meet Bozo the Clown!
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Happy voting... :D
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Postby Linichka » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:50 pm

Fortunately, your own name does not appear in the poll.
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Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:53 pm

Bozo the Clown!
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Postby Paphitis » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:56 pm

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It has been required to reformat the betting odds since GR! has decided to slightly revise the polling format. I have been busily crunching the numbers and have come up with the following:

Which of these candidates is the most "wise and factual":
1. Miltiades................1/750 (clear outsider, but a good long shot),
2. G. Bush Jr.............1/700 (WMD should come back and bite him), and
3. Bozo the Clown......1/1.01 (Outright favorite).

I recommend people bet for Miltiades or George Bush Jr...

Come on up folks, and make your bets....Image
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Postby cyprusgeoff » Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:56 pm

You never included Emma in your list :roll:

whoop whoop
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Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:00 pm

Paphitis wrote:Image

It has been required to reformat the betting odds since GR! has decided to slightly revise the polling format. I have been busily crunching the numbers and have come up with the following:

Which of these candidates is the most "wise and factual":
1. Miltiades................1/750 (clear outsider, but a good long shot),
2. G. Bush Jr.............1/700 (WMD should come back and bite him), and
3. Bozo the Clown......1/1.01 (Outright favorite).

I recommend people bet for Miltiades or George Bush Jr...

Come on up folks, and make your bets....Image


LOL on Paphitis dancing.
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Postby Get Real! » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:03 pm

We interrupt this poll to bring an important development:

Miltiades, has just sent a PM asking whether he can vote for himself! :?

Yes Miltiades, you can! 8) Using all your 3 accounts… :wink:
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:45 pm

We interrupt this poll to bring the latest development:

Miltiades, on being asked how it felt getting raped by Bozo the Clown cried… “I demand a recount!”, and… “Can my votes be transferred over to the other poll?”

:?
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Postby Get Real! » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:42 pm

We interrupt this poll to bring the latest important development:

Earlier today, Ronald McDonald informed the press that he’s been appointed the new campaign manager for Miltiades, but refused to give out details of his grand plan to attract the much needed votes for Milti, other than that its codenamed: “Do you wanna fry with that?”

Sources say that since the new appointment, a weirdo named “Hamburgler” has been terrorizing voters!

:?
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Postby Paphitis » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:45 pm

Get Real! wrote:We interrupt this poll to bring the latest important development:

Earlier today, Ronald McDonald informed the press that he’s been appointed the new campaign manager for Miltiades, but refused to give out details of his grand plan to attract the much needed votes for Milti, other than that its codenamed: “Do you wanna fry with that?”

Sources say that since the new appointment, a weirdo named “Hamburgler” has been terrorizing voters!

:?


Do you think this is a worrying development?

Maybe we should consider a coalition? :lol: :lol:
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