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[Paphitis]

Since the beginning of time, man has always strived to look back and discover the missing link. To achieve this we must look back at Cypriot prehistory and research the master race itself.... The ever so humble Choirokitian.

Here is a brief snapshot of Choirokitian Evolution and History. Lets all marvel at this truly amazing master race.

First we can look at and marvel at this fine Choirokitian skull discovered earlier this year...



Now lets look at the fast evolution of the Choirokitians over the last 10,000 years.



Now lets take a look at a typical Choirokitian Brain. Absolutely extraordinary.....



And here we have a specimen of what many may consider the "missing link"......



Who later evolved into this....



Choirokitians have certainly left an impact on this forum.

Highly regarded for their fashion sense and they are great dancers....

ICEMAN - PLEASE INSERT CAN CAN Dancers HERE>

Now lets take a closer look at The Choirokitians....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YQrLPW5DdY

The footage was taken in Choirokitia around 8000BC, when Choirokitia itself was still surrounded by rain forrest. Note the complex soial structure of the Choirokitian chimp..

Please do not get offended if you are Choirokitian. This thread is only for fun.

If anyone thinks that my PhD research on Choirokitian Evolution is lacking, then please feel free to add your own.

[Oracle]

Now lets take a closer look at The Choirokitians....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YQrLPW5DdY

I have seen that ritual of "branch shaking" enacted here in Paphos

(Of course, I foolishly assumed it was just to release the last of the olives. )

Seems the Choirokitians are alive and well, and have colonised Paphos! I hear plans are afoot to declare a TRNC! .... Titchy Republic of New Choirokitia.

[denizaksulu]

Since the beginning of time, man has always strived to look back and discover the missing link. To achieve this we must look back at Cypriot prehistory and research the master race itself.... The ever so humble Choirokitian.

Here is a brief snapshot of Choirokitian Evolution and History. Lets all marvel at this truly amazing master race.

First we can look at and marvel at this fine Choirokitian skull discovered earlier this year...



Now lets look at the fast evolution of the Choirokitians over the last 10,000 years.



Now lets take a look at a typical Choirokitian Brain. Absolutely extraordinary.....



And here we have a specimen of what many may consider the "missing link"......



Who later evolved into this....



Choirokitians have certainly left an impact on this forum.

Highly regarded for their fashion sense and they are great dancers....

ICEMAN - PLEASE INSERT CAN CAN Dancers HERE>

Now lets take a closer look at The Choirokitians....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YQrLPW5DdY

The footage was taken in Choirokitia around 8000BC, when Choirokitia itself was still surrounded by rain forrest. Note the complex soial structure of the Choirokitian chimp..

Please do not get offended if you are Choirokitian. This thread is only for fun.

If anyone thinks that my PhD research on Choirokitian Evolution is lacking, then please feel free to add your own.

I could not understand a single word the chimp, oh! pardon me the Chiroikitians was uttering. Its all Greek to me. Oracle looked well advanced on the evolutionary scale. (it was her I assume)

[Paphitis]

I could not understand a single word the chimp, oh! pardon me the Chiroikitians was uttering. Its all Greek to me. Oracle looked well advanced on the evolutionary scale. (it was her I assume)

I was not sure what they were saying either Deniz.

We will have to wait for a translation from the "missing link". :lol:

In the meantime, I just wish to point out that the presenter in the chimp doco is definitely Paphian. In fact I have reason to believe that she might be my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great........Great to a factor of around 494....Grand Mother!

BTW... Oracle is Paphian herself...hence not Choirokitian. I think her Great, Great, Great, Great ......Great Grandfather by a factor of around 494....was the camera man filming this doco at around 8000BC.

It feels great to be able to trace your family tree that far back.

[denizaksulu]

If the colour of the 'skull' is to go by, your Grrrrrrrrreat-grandmother must have been interred in either Karpasia or South of Kivisili, where red soil is in abundance. I dont know Paphos that well. Do they have red soil?

[Oracle]

I could not understand a single word the chimp, oh! pardon me the Chiroikitians was uttering. Its all Greek to me. Oracle looked well advanced on the evolutionary scale. (it was her I assume)

I would be participating in another "fraud of the century" were I to deem ancestry, in such a great lineage as that of "Choirokitian Man", the reserve of the "True Cypriot".

Just between us Deniz, I must confess to being a lowly, humble, usual kind of peasant Cypriot, with unfortunately too much, recent, Hellenic blood. More Bonobo than Chimp!

[Paphitis]

If the colour of the 'skull' is to go by, your Grrrrrrrrreat-grandmother must have been interred in either Karpasia or South of Kivisili, where red soil is in abundance. I dont know Paphos that well. Do they have red soil?

We don't have soil in Paphos...Only rocks!

[denizaksulu]

If the colour of the 'skull' is to go by, your Grrrrrrrrreat-grandmother must have been interred in either Karpasia or South of Kivisili, where red soil is in abundance. I dont know Paphos that well. Do they have red soil?

We don't have soil in Paphos...Only rocks!

..and the imported sand for the beaches. Perhaps that is why I was never taken there. Coming from farming stock etc. Perhaps just enough soil to grow vineyards and almond trees. Still, it looks pretty green on Google earth.

Our solo Chiroikitian must feel very lonely, not unlike the Lochness 'monster'. Surviving all these years in isolation / loneliness.

[Paphitis]

If the colour of the 'skull' is to go by, your Grrrrrrrrreat-grandmother must have been interred in either Karpasia or South of Kivisili, where red soil is in abundance. I dont know Paphos that well. Do they have red soil?

We don't have soil in Paphos...Only rocks!

..and the imported sand for the beaches. Perhaps that is why I was never taken there. Coming from farming stock etc. Perhaps just enough soil to grow vineyards and almond trees. Still, it looks pretty green on Google earth.

Our solo Chiroikitian must feel very lonely, not unlike the Lochness 'monster'. Surviving all these years in isolation / loneliness.

I was about to get to that Deniz. At around 1,500BC (Piratis can confirm this or correct me if I am wrong ), the Mycenaeans and Arcadians came to Paphos. They decided to build a settlement and they traded their wares which included shipping tonnes of beach sand and soil by trireme errr.. I mean by boat. Triremes were not invented by then.

They shipped proper soil from the motherland, and as Paphians we are now able to grow vineyards and bananas. I have the evidence, but my research is always ongoing.

As for the "missing link", it appears that he is the product of inbreeding over many generations.

My next research paper will about about "The Rise and Fall of The Third Choirokitian Reich".

[denizaksulu]

If the colour of the 'skull' is to go by, your Grrrrrrrrreat-grandmother must have been interred in either Karpasia or South of Kivisili, where red soil is in abundance. I dont know Paphos that well. Do they have red soil?

We don't have soil in Paphos...Only rocks!

..and the imported sand for the beaches. Perhaps that is why I was never taken there. Coming from farming stock etc. Perhaps just enough soil to grow vineyards and almond trees. Still, it looks pretty green on Google earth.

Our solo Chiroikitian must feel very lonely, not unlike the Lochness 'monster'. Surviving all these years in isolation / loneliness.

I was about to get to that Deniz. At around 1,500BC (Piratis can confirm this or correct me if I am wrong ), the Mycenaeans and Arcadians came to Paphos. They decided to build a settlement and they traded their wares which included shipping tonnes of beach sand and soil by trireme errr.. I mean by boat. Triremes were not invented by then.

They shipped proper soil from the motherland, and as Paphians we are now able to grow vineyards and bananas. I have the evidence, but my research is always ongoing.

As for the "missing link", it appears that he is the product of inbreeding over many generations.

My next research paper will about about "The Rise and Fall of The Third Choirokitian Reich".

I am sure the 'motherland' you refer to is Anatolia; being much closer to its offspring. Its the father who is often more distant.