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[SpartanGamer]

What's the difference between Basil Brush and a Terrorist?

The Terrorist only goes "Boom" once.






FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

[apc2010]

What's the difference between Basil Brush and a Terrorist?

The Terrorist only goes "Boom" once.






FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

good joke ....but not offensive enough each joke should offend at least one person.......

[vaughanwilliams]

How do you recycle dead black blokes?
You hollow them out and make wetsuits from them.

[ttoli]

How do you recycle dead black blokes?
You hollow them out and make wetsuits from them.

[apc2010]

Apperently 'Was he any good?' is an inappropriate thing to say to a rape victim..

[fig head]

Apperently 'Was he any good?' is an inappropriate thing to say to a rape victim..

thats kinda sick lol but funny

[alex_ruffneck]

This thread

Keep 'em coming

[dinos]

[apc2010]

My mate just caught me smelling his sisters knickers. He went mental. He was screaming and shouting at me, calling me a sick pervert. To be honest it made the rest of the funeral akward for the both of us ..............