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Postby Bouboulina » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:23 pm

Two young chavs walk into perfume shop.
they walk up to the counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Shazza sprays some on her wrist and smells it.
"that's quite noice dont ya fink cheryl ? "
"Yeah ,whats it called?"
"Viens a Moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the F#*k does that mean"
The sales assistant offers to help, "Viens a Moi ladies is French for Come to Me"
Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl saying
" That doesn't smell like come to me, does it smell like come to you Cheryl ?"
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Postby miltiades » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:49 pm

Are you sure you spelled the name correctly !! :lol:
Welcum ..... to the forum !! O , are you at it again dear :lol:
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Postby Bouboulina » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:12 pm

Mine ? the perfume ? or the chavs ? :wink:


Probably not :oops:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:21 pm

Bouboulina ... welcome to CF and please ignore Miltiades :roll:
(who cannot get enough of me and wishes I could clone myself and colonise the world 8) )

There was another rare talent called Boumboulina some time ago. :D

Will you be joining us on the Cyprus Problem threads, and live up to the Turk Slayers' image?
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Postby Niki » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:30 pm

:lol:

What's a 'm' between friends?
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Postby SSBubbles » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:17 pm

Niki wrote::lol:

What's a 'm' between friends?



I like M and M's! :lol: :)
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Postby miltiades » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:34 pm

Oracle wrote:Bouboulina ... welcome to CF and please ignore Miltiades :roll:
(who cannot get enough of me and wishes I could clone myself and colonise the world 8) )

There was another rare talent called Boumboulina some time ago. :D

Will you be joining us on the Cyprus Problem threads, and live up to the Turk Slayers' image?

I can see you are still obsessed with me ...sweetie , just like your mate whats is name , Adolf . I always had this mesmerizing effect on the opposite sex , especially old birds Oracle . :lol: :lol:
I tell you something , they dont make them like me any more ! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bouboulina » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:09 pm

I didn"t misspell .I am a new Bouboulina ,without the M.
The other thing you mentioned , no I wont get involved - way too heay for me .
Thats heavy without the v
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Postby Oracle » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:21 pm

Niki wrote::lol:

What's a 'm' between friends?


That's "What's an "m" between friends?" :roll:

(Unless you have gone phonetic ......)
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Postby Oracle » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:23 pm

Bouboulina wrote:I didn"t misspell .I am a new Bouboulina ,without the M.
The other thing you mentioned , no I wont get involved - way too heay for me .
Thats heavy without the v


Very good joke! :lol: (better than the original one in the thread :wink: )
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