I have come to the conclusion that Turkey's regime is putting something in the north's water which is affecting the intelligence of the poor souls living there.
To test this theory I have come up with the following IQ test which is open only to TCs. Post your answers and I will be happy to work out your IQ.
Best of luck.
1. Which one of the six is least like the other five?
a. Corsica
b. Malta
c. TRNC
d. Cyprus
e. Gibralter
2. Which one of the five choices makes the best comparison? Puppet is to Master as TRNC is to____:
a. Turkey
b. Hellim
c. Feathers
d. Tree
e. Gazimagazimagagazimagusa
3. There are 192 members of the UN. Aside from Turkey, how many nations recognise the TRNC?
a. 0
b. 192
c. 392
d. Denktash
e. 1963
4. If all Turkish Cypriots are now Cyprus Turks and all Cyprus Turks are eternally grateful to the glorious Turkish Army for saving them, then all Bayrak journalists are merchants of propaganda:
True or False
5. If you rearrange the letters "RTNC" you have the name of a(n):
a. Illegal regime
b. Cypriot cheese
c. We fix you after 1963
d. Nicos Samson
e. Direct flights
6. Which one of the following leaders is least like the others?
a. Christophias
b. Sarkozy
c. Merkel
d. Brown
e. Talat
7. Which one of the following personages is the least like the others?
a. Santa Claus
b. President of the TRNC
c. Tooth Fairy
d. Jack Frost
e. Sener Levent
8. Finish this tired-old Turkish Cypriot expression: TRNC recognition is ___:
a. Just around the corner
b. Never going to happen
c. A figment of your sad imagination
d. A carrot that has been dangled in front of you for years and years you gullible fools
e. We fix you after 1963
9. What is the truest definition of "embargo"?
a. Unjust, inhumane Greek Cypriot plot to starve the innocent citizens of the TRNC
b. European racism
c. An inevitable consequence of establishing a rogue state on stolen land
d. Who needs the EU anyway? We have other options
e. Why does the whole world hate us? Apart from Turkey that is, which loves our sweet ass
10. Which is the odd one out?
a. The Annan Plan
b. Mein Kampf
c. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
d. The Koran
e. Full restoration of human rights for all Cypriots
It's finished now.