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Which Republic of Cyprus political party do you support?

AKEL (Christofias)
4
25%
DISY (Anastasiades)
3
19%
DIKO (Pappadopoulos)
1
6%
EDEK (Omirou)
0
No votes
EUROKO (Shillouris)
1
6%
GREEN (Perdikis)
3
19%
OTHER (Smaller parties)
0
No votes
FLOATING (Undecided)
0
No votes
NONE
4
25%
 
Total votes : 16

Postby karma » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:54 am

karma wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Here's a story about him for a laugh...

By Melina Demetriou
ACCORDING to some political analysts and most cynical punters, most candidates seeking election to the Parliament on Sunday have pretty much identical policies, calling for things such as better education, a crackdown on crime and action on drugs.
But one independent candidate from Paphos does stand out, with a set of ideas that would certainly break new ground in the House of Representatives.
It would be an understatement to say that 43-year-old Costas Kyriacou Outopos, a Paphian farmer, has high political aspirations:
"I want to rule the planet and implement Plato's Republic. I would start from Cyprus of course. If I become a deputy, then I might stand as a candidate in the Presidential elections in 2002. My idea is to build a communist society where all would have equal opportunities and live with dignity.
"Everyone will have a place to live, food, clothes and a job. People would work in turns. There would be no cars, no nations and no borders. This way the Cyprus Problem would be solved too," Outopos pointed out.
Wasn't he just a Trotskyist, like so many others on the ultra-left-wing fringe?
"No, my idea comes from some other planets," Outopos replied.
But some might be tempted by one of his policies:
"People are polygamous and they should be able to enjoy free love. It is very oppressive and boring to live your life with one person only. Could you have the same food for lunch everyday?" he asks the voters.
But Outopos believes it should be women pulling the strings.
"I am in favour of matriarchy. Women should have many different lovers and choose who is the best to have children with, depending on looks and brains."
Outopos appeared optimistic that he would be elected to Parliament, saying that many Paphian voters supported him.
Bomb rips apart Avrupa printing press
Copyright Cyprus Mail 2001


thx GetReal, he is my mine, I wana support him for his campaign, how can i contact him?? :wink:

correcting, he is my MAN :wink:
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:51 am

Karma...
thx GetReal, he is my man, I wana support him for his campaign, how can i contact him?? :wink:


We've put him in a straight-jacket and shipped him off to Turkey where they're extracting his IQ and using it in their Smart-Bomb technology :)
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Postby karma » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:06 am

Get Real! wrote:Karma...
thx GetReal, he is my man, I wana support him for his campaign, how can i contact him?? :wink:


We've put him in a straight-jacket and shipped him off to Turkey where they're extracting his IQ and using it in their Smart-Bomb technology :)

I remember Bush was also sent to Turkey for the same procedure..dont get surprised if he is the next president of Cyprus..and me , minister of defence :wink: nothing is impossible in life :lol:
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Postby ARMENIAN CYPRIOT » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:48 am

I wll be backing the Greens in the next election.
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Postby Natty » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:43 am

ARMENIAN CYPRIOT wrote:I wll be backing the Greens in the next election.


My dad likes the Greens as well... :)
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Postby kafenes » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:53 am

Natty wrote:
My dad likes the Greens as well...

I don't like the greens, I just eat the meat and potatoes. :D
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Postby Get Real! » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:04 am

kafenes wrote:Natty wrote:
My dad likes the Greens as well...

I don't like the greens, I just eat the meat and potatoes. :D


:) Yiassou re Kafene eisai tsiakkos!
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Postby Natty » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:26 am

Get Real! wrote:
kafenes wrote:Natty wrote:
My dad likes the Greens as well...

I don't like the greens, I just eat the meat and potatoes. :D


:) Yiassou re Kafene eisai tsiakkos!


:lol: :lol:

Mpravo re kafene, en kala pou lali O Get real, eisai tsiakkos!!! :wink: :lol:

Well didn't your parents ever teach you to eat your Greens as well? Because my dad sure did... :wink:
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Postby kafenes » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:12 am

Get Real wrote:
Yiassou re Kafene eisai tsiakkos!


Etsi lali tzai i gineka mou. (my wife says so as well.)
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