Fanos, I don’t accuse you of anything but just as with an “artists’ impression” I will attempt to re-enact the alleged scene for purely technical reasons and remind all readers that the characters “Fanos“ and “Babe” used below are purely fictional!
[Fanos with his babe baking at a beach in Paphos]
Babe: Darling are you sure you’ve got the whole month off? Your phone’s been ringing every two minutes!
Fanos: Relax baby it’s all under control the boss likes me so much he told me to go take it easy…
Babe: Alright…
Fanos: Oh, I just remembered sweetheart, I’ve gotta do a little work today… won’t be long!
[Fanos pulls out a Laptop from its bag lying next to the beach umbrella and pops in a mic in the jack and rests it on his pot-belly]
Fanos: Grrrr…come on Windows!!!
Babe: What are you doing?
Fanos: It’s all under control baby… Relax!!!
[Windows finally loads and he starts speaking in the mic…]
Fanos: [Foo-foo] I’m driving through one of [foo-foo] the most dang… [Boom] [Tat-Tat-Tat] …oh my God… [Boom] ...words cannot describe this place…[Tat-Tat] …quick everyone duck…[Boom]… this is your foreign correspondent Fanos Droushiotis reporting to you from…[Boom]… oh my word!… a lovely beach in Paphos... errr.. I mean Bagdad!
[Click]
Fanos: Beauty! and now “save” and all done!
Babe: Huh?