Outrageously stolen from several text messages, but funny!
Poor Sanjay was in hospital, and laying very ill in bed. The following conversation took place:-
Sanjay : "Are you there Gita my wife?"
Gita : "I am here Sanjay, my husband"
Sanjay : "And are my children here Gita?"
Gita : "They are both here for you too Sanjay, my husband"
Sanjay : "Well, who's looking after the bloody shop?"