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[ucokka]

A little old lady went to the doctors, "Doctor i hope you can help me, every time i go for a walk in the rain my privates get really sore."she complained, the doctor was really sympathetic and he sent her off with a tube of cream. Two weeks later she was back "That cream you gave me did'nt help at all doctor, i still get really sore when i go for a walk in the rain" she said. This time the doctor lifted up her skirt and had a good old look round, after a while he sent her home telling her that everything should be ok now. A few weeks later her husband came in to see the doctor,"I dont know what you did doctor but my wife has been fine since she came to see you the last time. "Well, it was quite simply really, said the doctor"I just cut 3 inches off the top of her wellingtons"!!!

[Sotos]

funny - but only after I googled wellingtons to find out what they are