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[mountainman]

OH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS.......I Miss Bill Clinton




From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses
Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 –He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup,"
in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be,
and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky-Panky between Bushes."

[dinos]

Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his chopper."

Janet responded, "Just because I am "aesthetically challenged" doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

"Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can," Janet replies.

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She'd been saving farts all day, and was ready for him.

She forces out the most disgusting sounding fart she could muster.

Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"