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[webbo]

VW you will need to memorise this list. No good carrying it to read when you are already bladdered!



SYMPTOM Feet cold and wet.
FAULT Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM Feet warm and wet.
FAULT Improper bladder control.
ACTION Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM Drink unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT Glass empty.
ACTION Get someone to buy you another drink.

SYMPTOM Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT You have fallen over backward.
ACTION Have yourself lashed to bar.

SYMPTOM Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT You have fallen forward.
ACTION See above.

SYMPTOM Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM Floor blurred.
FAULT You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION Get someone to buy you another drink.

SYMPTOM Floor moving.
FAULT You are being carried out.
ACTION Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT Bar has closed.
ACTION Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT You are dancing on the table.
ACTION Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM Drink is crystal-clear.
FAULT It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION Punch him.

SYMPTOM Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT You have been in a fight.
ACTION Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION See if they have free alcohol.

SYMPTOM Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT The drink is too weak.
ACTION Have more alcohol until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT Drink is just right.
ACTION Play air guitar

SYMPTOM Flirting on the internet
FAULT Not enough alcohol to distort focus and finger coordination
ACTION More drink

[villawagen]

exellent stuff webbo, yes i am up for more consumption this afternoon

and remind me not to start posting on here later, after i have been drinking

[karma]

exellent stuff webbo, yes i am up for more consumption this afternoon

and remind me not to start posting on here later, after i have been drinking

this afternoon I ll be out...dont get another love and cheate me..u know how muslims r revengeful in such cases..for ur info

[villawagen]

exellent stuff webbo, yes i am up for more consumption this afternoon

and remind me not to start posting on here later, after i have been drinking

this afternoon I ll be out...dont get another love and cheate me..u know how muslims r revengeful in such cases..for ur info

ok karma

[karma]

exellent stuff webbo, yes i am up for more consumption this afternoon

and remind me not to start posting on here later, after i have been drinking

this afternoon I ll be out...dont get another love and cheate me..u know how muslims r revengeful in such cases..for ur info

ok karma

good for u!

[LENA]

Webbo that was really good lol.. lol