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[villawagen]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and

Inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was

No afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to

go, and true to his word he made contact,

"Mary. Mary. “Is hat you, Fred?” "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?" Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex,

I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun,

and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the

golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper,

golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it

starts again." “Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

[jody]

Villawagen this one has already been posted by Mountainman did make me laugh though,someone sent me a brill text joke yest but cannot post it on here as too rude,ab funny made me roll up

[karma]

and I wonder if Villawagen wld ever be able to remember what he was in his previous life

[humanist]

thnx villawagen i like it.