A young American Back-Packer is on a train from london to Glasgow.
As the train moves away from the platform, and he starts looking for a seat.
The train is full but he does come to a section, where there's one seat available, but there's a small dog sitting on it, so he politely asks the lady, "excuse me ma'am, could you please move your dog, so that I can sit down".
The lady says, "NO, this seat is for my dog, so go along and find a seat elsewhere".
So the young American leaves to look for a seat at a different wagon, but soon comes back and says to the lady, "ma'am, the whole train is full, so could you please move your dog, so that I can sit down".
Once again the lady says "NO".
So the young American picks up the dog and throws it out of the moving train, and sits down.
An elderly Gentleman who was sitting across him say" you know, you Americans always do the wrong things".
First, you drive on the wrong side of the road.
Second, you always elect the wrong President and now, you have thrown the wrong Bitch out of the window.