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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:08 am

Three Turks Esker, Ali and Mehmet have decided to travel to Greece and when they see the first Greek they will hit the crab out of him because Greeks think they are low IQ nation and call them (Donkey=Esek).
While they were driving toward Athens they see a Greek boy walking cross the road, they think this is the one so they stop him and….
Esker says: hey Greek boy we came all the way from Ankara to kick your ass
Greek boy says: Why, what I have done wrong?
Esker says: You Greeks are calling us esheg so it’s time to get our revenge.
Greek boy says: But do you think it’s fair; you guys are three against of one.
Three Turks they think and after long thinking and argument among themselves finally they came to conclusion and they get back to Greek boy:
Ali says to Greek boy: I think you are right it’s not fair so we decided that I will be in your side and fight with them (Esker and Mehment) and we are going to be a good team and kick (Esker and Mehment) their ass.
Greek boy say: But, you know what I have to go to class, I already late.
Ali after long thinking turns to Greek boy and says:
You know what you go to your class; I will kick their ass by myself alone
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Postby twinkle » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:13 am

???????????
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:16 am

Any comments
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Postby karma » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:34 am

we can comment if u can explain it ..
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Postby free_cyprus » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:39 am

a cypriot died and he was sent to hell and put into a massive pot with all the other nationalities each of the other nationalities had a gour above them when they tried to get out of the pot they were beaten back. a new gourd saw that cypriots did not have a gourd looking over them and he asked why does cypriots they dont have a gourd over them .................... the gourd replied becouse when a cypriot trys to get out of the pot its the cypriots who drag him back down thats why they dont need gaurds
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Postby Sotos » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:42 am

What you can't understand Karma? It basically means Turks are stupid and Greeks are never late for class ;)

You Greeks are calling us esheg so it’s time to get our revenge.

Is esheg part of eshegsisi? :P
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Postby karma » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:44 am

it is not esheg, there is no word like tht in turkish, it is ESEK...for ur info
S is pronounced SH
if turks r stupid and greeks r never late for class, then how a turkishgreek person wld be described??
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:32 am

BUT YOU CAN SEE FOR FRIENDSHIP TURKS THEY CAN GIVE THEIR LIFE !!!!!!!!
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Postby karma » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:40 am

lol, thts why Sotos calls Turks stupid :)
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:58 am

everyone have their own opinion .
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