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Postby LENA » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:38 am

Sotos wrote:What you can't understand Karma? It basically means Turks are stupid and Greeks are never late for class ;)

You Greeks are calling us esheg so it’s time to get our revenge.

Is esheg part of eshegsisi? :P


Sotos that was funny and i hope you meant it like one...but i am curious as well about the ashegsisi thing!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:18 am

DONT FORGET TO VOTE on my ARE ALL GCs ARE SAME ????????????????????????????
In this way you can satisfy YOUR FELINGS...
DOU YOU KNOW WHAT CHRISTIAN RELIGOUS PEOPLE SAY
(I have a poor english but i try to explain as much as i can)
(we turkish cypriots say smilar thing : WHAT YOU SAY IT WIL COME BACK TO YOU)
We make our life happy , successfull and our future is based at what we think about others
IF YOU HATE SOMEONE THEN YOU ARE MAKING THAT MANY PEOPLE HATE YOU.
IF YOU WANTOTHERS TO BE HAPPY THEN YOU WILL FIND HAPINESS YOURSELF
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE UNHAPPY THEN YOU WILL BE UNHAPPY
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE SUCCESFULL THEN YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFULL
IF YOU WANT I HAVE A COMPHORTABLE LIFE THEN YOU WILL HAVE COMPHORTABLE LIKE
IF YOU WANT I GET POOR THEN YOU WILL GET POOR
ITS SO IMPORTANT HOW YOU LOOK AT LIFE ALWAYS YOUR LIFE GO ON THAT DIRECTION.
IF YOU WANT OTHERS TO DIE IN PAIN AND THEY SUFFER IN LIFE THEN ONE DAY YOU WILL SUFFER AND DIE IN PAIN.
WITH OUR THOUGHTS WE CAN CONTROL OUR FUTURE.
AND I BELEIVE ONE MORE THING WHICH IS HELL AND HEAVEN IN THIS WORLD ( I SAW MANY SAMPLES)
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Postby LENA » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:28 am

GAVCARoCOM wrote:DONT FORGET TO VOTE on my ARE ALL GCs ARE SAME ????????????????????????????
In this way you can satisfy YOUR FELINGS...
DOU YOU KNOW WHAT CHRISTIAN RELIGOUS PEOPLE SAY
(I have a poor english but i try to explain as much as i can)
(we turkish cypriots say smilar thing : WHAT YOU SAY IT WIL COME BACK TO YOU)
We make our life happy , successfull and our future is based at what we think about others
IF YOU HATE SOMEONE THEN YOU ARE MAKING THAT MANY PEOPLE HATE YOU.
IF YOU WANTOTHERS TO BE HAPPY THEN YOU WILL FIND HAPINESS YOURSELF
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE UNHAPPY THEN YOU WILL BE UNHAPPY
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE SUCCESFULL THEN YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFULL
IF YOU WANT I HAVE A COMPHORTABLE LIFE THEN YOU WILL HAVE COMPHORTABLE LIKE
IF YOU WANT I GET POOR THEN YOU WILL GET POOR
ITS SO IMPORTANT HOW YOU LOOK AT LIFE ALWAYS YOUR LIFE GO ON THAT DIRECTION.
IF YOU WANT OTHERS TO DIE IN PAIN AND THEY SUFFER IN LIFE THEN ONE DAY YOU WILL SUFFER AND DIE IN PAIN.
WITH OUR THOUGHTS WE CAN CONTROL OUR FUTURE.
AND I BELEIVE ONE MORE THING WHICH IS HELL AND HEAVEN IN THIS WORLD ( I SAW MANY SAMPLES)


Cavcarocom....please dont use the capital letters so much...it sound like you are shouting....
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:36 am

I cant even sleep what that piratis done
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:37 am

he take a pissout for me. i didnt want to talkabout past but he remind me many things. whats wrong with a people round here.
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Postby LENA » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:17 am

GAVCARoCOM wrote:I cant even sleep what that piratis done


Calm down!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:24 am

I cant. why many GCs thinks Cyprus only belong to GCs. In this way if they carryon what i said on the top it wil go back to them and who knows !
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Postby OB1 » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:29 am

goodmorning GAVCARoCOM
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Postby LENA » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:29 am

Hey hey slow down a bit!!! Gavcarocom...we dont think that Cyprus belong to the Greek speaking Cypriots but to all Cypriots...so calm down and try to sleep!!! Its only his opinion...and this is a joke section...i dont really know what he said but he might express his personal opinion...doesnt mean that you have to generalise hid opinion to all GC
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:37 pm

OB1 wrote:goodmorning GAVCARoCOM

Good morning,
i just wakeup now
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