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[villawagen]

the size of elephants and pack a punch !!!!!

went to watch the limassol crusaders rfc play akrotori yesterday and got eaten by ferocious mozzys i plucked one from webbos head that was bigger than him and it squirted his blood everywhere !!!

does akrotori have special raf mozzys ???? i have the elephant mans head today

[michalis5354]

I hate mosquitos. The worst experience I had with mosquitos was when I had to join the army. Mosquitos were everywhere . I couldnot sleep even for a second. It was a real nightmare for me and I will not forget that day. Still now when I see a mosquito I get an allergy!

[Bill]

the size of elephants and pack a punch !!!!!

went to watch the limassol crusaders rfc play akrotori yesterday and got eaten by ferocious mozzys i plucked one from webbos head that was bigger than him and it squirted his blood everywhere !!!

does akrotori have special raf mozzys ???? i have the elephant mans head today

I've noticed that they build em pretty big and mean around there.

Last time I was in that area the bastards were head butting me before they drew blood .

Bill -- not a poofter

[Pete_D]

Bill -- not a poofter

You sure it wasn't just male mozzys that were eating u bill? Were the female ones keeping well away? LOL

Anyway just take a bath in US military spec DEET first, guaranteed to keep the mozzys away and also stop the rest of the crowd getting too close

[webbo]

Villa,
Thanks for your assistance in removing the offending B52 mozzie. I was lacking energy to swat it after such a hard fought game. It was even an effort to put beer to mouth but I struggled on. ( Several times during the evening).
Fortunately no lumps developed from the offending bites, just from the impact with the opposition.
Where do I get DEET?

[villawagen]

Bill -- not a poofter [/quote]


so your harris is most definately a no go area then bill is this what you are trying to say

[Bill]

so your harris is most definately a no go area then bill is this what you are trying to say

It seems that way Villa -- and is a little joke left over from another thread.

I've only been touched up once and that was after a game of squash .

I was in the showers on my own as I usually "played" with a girl out of our office .

I saw red at the time and afterwards on the white tiling as the guys nose burst into a bouquet of blood --- for some strange reason I was thrown out and had my membership of the sports centre withdrawn which I thought was well out of order but thinking about it afterwards it was probably for the best .

As I said on the other thread I don't really care or worry what others do with their private lives and what sexual preference they have as long as they don't flaunt it all the time .

For gods sake I know and get on well with a couple of Cypriots who are habitual goat shaggers but if that's what floats their dangler it's fine by me and to be honest I've never seen such happy goats

Any way enough on this subject as it's playing havoc with my piles

Bill

[villawagen]

@ bill i love you mate (in a non gay kind of way)

[jody]

Hi Villa hope your mozzie bites are ok???

Dab vinegar on them 2nght takes away the itching,your smell like a chip but at least you won't itch!!!!!!!!


Jody xx

[Cyprus Vending]

Hi Villa hope your mozzie bites are ok???

Dab vinegar on them 2nght takes away the itching,your smell like a chip but at least you won't itch!!!!!!!!


Jody xx

VW

Forget the Vinegar - Just bring on the Fish...

That Will Mean You Will Smell - But Without The ITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENJOY Work Tonight Mate --- I Wish I Woz There""""""""""""""""""""""""