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Villa,
Thanks for your assistance in removing the offending B52 mozzie. I was lacking energy to swat it after such a hard fought game. It was even an effort to put beer to mouth but I struggled on. ( Several times during the evening).
Fortunately no lumps developed from the offending bites, just from the impact with the opposition.
Where do I get DEET?
dont know about over here but back in the U.K. go to any REAL outdoor shop and there are insect repellant sprays containing DEET - either 50 or 100% DO NOT BATH in it as someone suggested, it will burn your bits! ( ive seen it take varnish off of a rifle butt!)
Having tavelled extensively in Africa i swear by it.
Dont waste your money on "jungle formula" or boots type insect repellant..it doesnt work for mossies.

[andri_cy]

There is one thing I hate more than mosquitoes : American fleas. They eat me alive
Not looking forward to the summer

[Pete_D]

either 50 or 100% DO NOT BATH in it as someone suggested,

Sorry if anyone took me seriously???? I was only joking!!!! Sorry

[Pete_D]

so your harris is most definately a no go area then bill is this what you are trying to say

It seems that way Villa -- and is a little joke left over from another thread.

I've only been touched up once and that was after a game of squash .

I was in the showers on my own as I usually "played" with a girl out of our office .

I saw red at the time and afterwards on the white tiling as the guys nose burst into a bouquet of blood --- for some strange reason I was thrown out and had my membership of the sports centre withdrawn which I thought was well out of order but thinking about it afterwards it was probably for the best .

As I said on the other thread I don't really care or worry what others do with their private lives and what sexual preference they have as long as they don't flaunt it all the time .

For gods sake I know and get on well with a couple of Cypriots who are habitual goat shaggers but if that's what floats their dangler it's fine by me and to be honest I've never seen such happy goats

Any way enough on this subject as it's playing havoc with my piles

Bill

So Bill.... are you saying is that if horticulture was a favourite pastime, and the ground was not level, then you would be doing downhill rather than uphill gardening?

Or Bill, what you are saying is that Hampstead Heath of an evening is not one of your favourite hangouts?

Or perhaps you're saying that if members of the YMCA came into a pub you were drinking in, then you'd ensure your back was facing the wall?

And I suppose were you unfortunate enough to get locked up at Her majesty's pleasure, then in the communal showers you would not respond to a cry of "Bill mate, I've dropped the soap, can you pick it up for me please"?

Is all that what you're saying, Bill?

!LOL!