VERY SAD to report that the future of our once thriving refugee industry is under serious threat as the production process has hit legal problems which are set to cause a big decline in the output of younger generation refugees. And if this happens, who will keep alive the burning desire for return to the land of our grandfathers and grandmothers?
Aware of the problem, refugee deputies have decided to change the legal requirements for hereditary refugee status. Until now only the referee father could pass on referee status to his kids. A refugee mother married to a non-refugee could not do so, which many deputies consider grossly discriminatory against women and are trying to change the law.
If the law is passed it would create, overnight, an extra 40,000 refugees, raising the number of refugees, according to government calculations, from 34 per cent to 42 per cent of the population. We would be the first country in the history of the world which would have a steady growth in the number of refugees, without anyone being forced to leave their home for more than 30 years.
This is what happens when refugee status become a hereditary right. And if women are allowed to pass on this status to their kids, the government estimates there would come a day when 80 per cent of our population would be refugees.
This would pose a problem for our government an official source told Politis, as there would be a “danger that our refugee figures would not be credible to other governments and international organisations”.
THE GOVERNMENT’S real concern is not so much about its refugee propaganda (nobody believes our numbers anyway and the whole world knows that we are talking about luxury refugees, with two cars and a holiday home, not the dispossessed type who live in shacks). Its big concern is having another 40,000 freeloaders, demanding government subsidised housing loans, cash handouts and other state benefits.
As a compromise, the Ethnarch has proposed to give refugee status to the children of refugee mothers but they would not be entitled to any of the state benefits. The question then would be, why would anyone want to have refugee status if they can’t enjoy the state handouts? Does a refugee ID give you street cred?
DIKO has come with a bill aimed at overcoming the problem. This envisages that children of refugees (mother or father) would be regarded refugees until they are 18. Once the child reaches 18, he will have the right to decide if he or she wants to have refugee status. Being a refugee will become a lifestyle choice. And those who choose to be a referee should be given a free diplokambino by the state
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