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[villawagen]

i was never much of an academic at school and i did struggle when it came to exam time. i have found some genuine questions and some brilliant answers that some students have come up with, when faced with questions that they did not know the answer to !!!

the first one is an extremely hard maths question(that i could not work out) but as you can see he completely looses it and wants to hang himself



the second one the student was asked to explain a graph, so he/she did


the third is just a class answer


on this fourth example the clever student uses calculations to reveal the identity of batman


in the fifth example as the student cannot give a precise explanation so he/she puts an elephant in the way


the last example is a lesson on how to state the obvious




i hope you have enjoyed today's masterclass

[Niki]

[KrisKris]

I work in a school, found these really funny

[LENA]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[lev]

[webbo]

[webbo]

[lev]

webbo!

[webbo]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
Don't you just Love it!!!

[LENA]