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[karma]

Once I have read tht the mean people live longer

[miltiades]

miltiades, what a truly remarkable statistic you have discovered and in so doing have revealed an interesting fact, if you have evidence to support your claims that the wearing of a beard can result in a shorter life, consider this.

Most of the suicide bombers are young men with beards, their lives are obviously shorter as are some of the male victims of their savage attacks.

Were it not for the barbaric assault on Iraq and the interference in other regions by the USA, these lives would not be forfeit, therefore, the reason for such an early exit can be attributed to America, do you see the connection?.

Is there no limit to your hatred of America my dear misguided naive beardless young prospective suicide bomber ?

[Pyrpolizer]

Hey Miltiades,

What do the statistics say about shaving EVERYTHING?
I had a girlfriend once she was making it like a tiny triangle. It was soooo cute...

[miltiades]

I think that your girlfriend ought to shave it all off , I believe that hairy erogenous areas should remain free of hair , after all would you eat an ice cream on which just a single hair was present ? Of course not I hear you say , and I'm certain that had you found a hair on a juicy peace of steak , just a single hair mind you , you would send it back. So its off with hair I say.

[Pyrpolizer]

Miltiades my friend,

If you shave the pizza you will just eat bread.

[miltiades]

At least there wont be any hair on the bread..............

[Kikapu]

I think that your girlfriend ought to shave it all off , I believe that hairy erogenous areas should remain free of hair , after all would you eat an ice cream on which just a single hair was present ? Of course not I hear you say , and I'm certain that had you found a hair on a juicy peace of steak , just a single hair mind you , you would send it back. So its off with hair I say.

I was talking to owner of a boat yard several years ago in San Francisco, who had just gotten divorced and was a little bitter, so as we were talking about women, he said to me with a serious face, "Kikapu, do you know why women have hair down there" which I said " Well, I really do not know the answer White Al", in which he said with even more intensity in his voice, " that's where they hide the HOOK".