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[LENA]

Oh Lena mouuuuuu.Stop playing these table games and flour games with me.I want to live long enough to see our beloved Cyrpus united...

But canim, we didnt play anything?? You are so far away from me ... how could we play...and if we played...why I dont know anything about that?
And why you say that if we play together a game you will not be able to see the unification??

[LENA]

Lena mouuuuuuu!
I never said I looked like that.
First of all this guy has more hair than me.And he has blue eyes.
I am totally bald and have lovely Cypriot hazel (balli) eyes...

I would like to see how you look like then my dear Birkibrisli!!!

Be careful what you wish for,Lena mou,it might just come true one of these days!!!

Come one canim ... do you think that I just said that to look nice or I am messing around? I would be honoured to meet you or zan!!! Just let me know!!!!

[BirKibrisli]

I like Birtanem,Kikapu.Lena can call me that whenever she wants.
(Lena,that means My one-and-only! )
And stop all that talk about cocktails and stiff drinks at once...
Lena is faithful to me,she will only have coffee with you cretins...

Guys I am flatter ...

But why you are yelling to Kikapu??? You might scared him!!! I do drink alcohol Bortanem!!! So i dont mind to have a cocktail!!! Or i shouldnt? What do you thing askim?

Lena mou...There is nothing wrong with having a cocktail or a stiff drink,as long as you choose your drinking partners carefully.Kikapu and Zan are dangerous critens,they would want to get you drunk and take advantage of you.They have only one thing on their minds and you know what it is. You just wait till we meet and you can have all the wine and cocktails and stiff drinks that you want,under the safety of my supervision...Tamam mi askim?

[BirKibrisli]

Oh Lena mouuuuuu.Stop playing these table games and flour games with me.I want to live long enough to see our beloved Cyrpus united...

But canim, we didnt play anything?? You are so far away from me ... how could we play...and if we played...why I dont know anything about that?
And why you say that if we play together a game you will not be able to see the unification??

Because if we play certain games,and you don't make sure I am pinned down properly,I might end up meeting my maker before my time.
Let me tell you a joke to illustrate my point.

At the kindergarten,the teacher asks the kids if they know how people go to heaven.They all look at each other and hesitate,but one little girl at the back puts up her hand."Miss,miss...I know how people go to heaven.They take off all their close,lie on their backs,lift their legs up in the air...and that's how they go to heaven..."
The teacher scratches her head,"who told you that?"
"Well..."says the little girl,"this morning I was looking for my mother,and there she was all naked lying on her back,her legs in the air,and screaming 'Oh...God! I am cooooommmming!!!'.And just as well my father was right on top of her,or she would be in heaven by now..."

[zan]

I like Birtanem,Kikapu.Lena can call me that whenever she wants.
(Lena,that means My one-and-only! )
And stop all that talk about cocktails and stiff drinks at once...
Lena is faithful to me,she will only have coffee with you cretins...

Guys I am flatter ...

But why you are yelling to Kikapu??? You might scared him!!! I do drink alcohol Bortanem!!! So i dont mind to have a cocktail!!! Or i shouldnt? What do you thing askim?

Lena mou...There is nothing wrong with having a cocktail or a stiff drink,as long as you choose your drinking partners carefully.Kikapu and Zan are dangerous critens,they would want to get you drunk and take advantage of you.They have only one thing on their minds and you know what it is. You just wait till we meet and you can have all the wine and cocktails and stiff drinks that you want,under the safety of my supervision...Tamam mi askim?

Yeh! Yeh! Talking big from thousands of miles away........



Lena I think there might be a bit of "Lost in translation" going on between us because you keep saying I am scared to meet you. I hope you fully understand what I have said and picked out the serious parts. My love for you is still there but our meeting can never happen. Meet Bir if you like but remember me. Don't let his words about me and Kikapu take anything away from the way we feel about you. I love the way you write and the way your English changes from bad to fantastically seductive and accurate. I love the way you make little mistakes and have no regrets about making them. I love the way you take people head on and usually win. Don't let that Bir corrupt you because he will take to a world that is sordid and cheap where only Australians live. Save yourself Lena.....Don't look into his eyes. When Bir is in the country then I will meet with both of you so as I can play chaperone to you and protect you him. OK?

[Kikapu]

Who ever said, that "Peyton Place" show was over.

Some of you "young kids" may be wondering, what the hell I'm talking about.

[zan]

Next stop Dallas and who shot Birkibrisli.

[Kikapu]

Next stop Dallas and who shot Birkibrisli.

You mean the "shot" that was heard around the world.

[Kikapu]

But I dont know what was your intention with the division of the cock-tail by the way???

Oh come on Lena, this is no time to play innocent with me.

[LENA]

Lena mou...There is nothing wrong with having a cocktail or a stiff drink,as long as you choose your drinking partners carefully.Kikapu and Zan are dangerous critens,they would want to get you drunk and take advantage of you.They have only one thing on their minds and you know what it is. You just wait till we meet and you can have all the wine and cocktails and stiff drinks that you want,under the safety of my supervision...Tamam mi askim?

Tamam bertanem!!

Askim, first of all its difficult to get me drunk!! Really!! My drinks are quite strong and I can take several without getting drunk. So by the time they will try that I think they will get drunk first...so they have to keep an eye on me...I might take advantage of them .... Just kidding!!! I dont have the same thing on my mind as them As for the rest...tesekkur ederim canim!!! Bu ne lutuf!! (=thank you! How nice of you!!) I will wait for that moment!!!