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[villawagen]

Some of the finest double-entendres on British TV & Radio


Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"


New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."


Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."


Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
the Oxford crew."


US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"


Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."


A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!


Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69."


Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
this."


Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."


Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts"


Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

[Radio]

A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double-entendre; so, he gave her one.

[skyvet]

LOL Villawagon! Really enjoyed those ...... do you remember the classic cricket commentary (by I think Brian Johnston) when play resumed after lunch ....... "and as you rejoin us, the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey!"

[Jerry]

Johnny, Fanny Craddock's "husband" concluded one of their cooking progammes on live TV with the words -
".....and now you can all make doughnuts that look like Fannies"

[Hiyar herif]

Good one villawagen - do you have any quotes from that ex Formula 1 commentator(cant think of his name).
He had a few blunders in his time.

[dinos]

For what it's worth, the fanny thing has to get some laughs going on the other side of the pond. I mean, we've got Fannie Mae, Fannie Farmer...hell, we've got fanny packs.

Similar thing with faggots...

[villawagen]

Good one villawagen - do you have any quotes from that ex Formula 1 commentator(cant think of his name).
He had a few blunders in his time.

Murray walker he was a legend when it came to live blunders !!!! i will try and think of some

[villawagen]

For what it's worth, the fanny thing has to get some laughs going on the other side of the pond. I mean, we've got Fannie Mae, Fannie Farmer...hell, we've got fanny packs.

Similar thing with faggots...

are yes but the English fanny is not the same as the American fanny

i shall try to clarify eh hem American fanny = arse or ass
English fanny = vagina or pussy

when we went to Florida and saw fanny packs advertised in shops for stashing your personal effects, i fell on the floor laughing uncontrollably

[Radio]

Murray Walker:

"Unless I'm very much mistaken, and I am very much mistaken !"

His car is unique - apart from the one behind, which is identical.

[villawagen]

Murray Walker:

"Unless I'm very much mistaken, and I am very much mistaken !"

His car is unique - apart from the one behind, which is identical.

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