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[villawagen]

It was entertainment day at the Senior Center and the amazing Claude was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique Pocket watch from his coat pocket.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch, It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting.

"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch .

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking nto a hundred pieces.

"SHIT", said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center !

[Eliko]

It's a good job he didn't say 'F**K', villawagen, it might have created problems for the over eighties !!!!!.

[villawagen]

It's a good job he didn't say 'F**K', villawagen, it might have created problems for the over eighties !!!!!.

quality !!!

[Eliko]

Even worse if he had said "F**K ME !"

[villawagen]

Even worse if he had said "F**K ME !"

nice one eliko!!!!

[Eliko]

Thanks villawagen, it's so nice to receive a bit of praise after all the disparaging remarks from miltiades and GorillaGal.

If Elton John had been the hypnotist, he would have done it on purpose !!!.

[lev]

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center !

If Elton John had been the hypnotist, he would have done it on purpose !

hundreds of men ... poor Sir John!