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A group of us are at the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, and two of them get into an argument, where one calls the other a "faggot".
Richard, a family man, with a straight face says, " for cry'n out loud, you suck a dick once and you get labeled gay for the rest of your life".
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On another occasion in San Francisco, these two colleagues get into a fight, and one calls the other, "you mother fucking asshole, you son of a bitch, you god damn fucker, you lousy cock sucker".
Upon hearing all these accusations, the other guy says, " you can call me anything you want, but don't call me a lousy cock sucker".
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One time I said to a Lesbian friend, "Stephanie, if you were my girlfriend, you will have to quit smoking", which she looked at me with a cigarette in her hand and said, " if you were my boyfriend, you will have to cut your dick off".
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I also know straight people too, honestly.
