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Women drivers!!!

Postby Niki » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:16 pm

To my darling husband

Before you return from Europe I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up when I
turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really

didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from shopping, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator

instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but

the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped

into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind heart will forgive

me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart.

Your loving wife



XOXOXOXO

P.S. Your girlfriend called.






















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Postby King of Trout » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:22 pm

lmao thats good
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Postby Eliko » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:32 pm

Niki2410, "Hell hath no fury!", nice one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Niki » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:52 pm

My best friend's mother took revenge on her cheating partner (who was a councillor - what did she expect!) by buying a lorry load of manure and dumping it into the open top car while it was sitting on his mistress' drive. He decided not to press charges and she got herself in the national papers. Nice one!!!

My friend was mortified!
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