here's a refresher cource
the liguid inside young coconuts
can be made as a subdtitude for

blood plasma
no piece of paper can be folded in half

more than 7 times
donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes
you burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television
oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are 50 years of age or older
the first product to have a bar code

was wrigley's gum
the king of hearts is the only king

without a moustache
american airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating 1 olive

from each salad served in first class
venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

(and since venus is normally associated with women,
what does that tell you!)
apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
most dust particles in your house are made from


dead skin
the first owner of the marlboro company
died of lung cancer

so did the first marlboro man
walt disney was afraid

mice
the three most valuable brand names on earth?
marlboro, coca cola, budweiser, in this order
it is possible to lead a cow upstairs

but not downstairs
a ducks quack doesn't echo

and noone knows why
dentist have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least 6 feet from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush

( i keep mine in the living room now)
and the best for last

turtles can breathe through their butts
(i know some people like that, don't you?)
and now you know everything