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for those who thought they knew everything

Postby pitsilos » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:51 am

for those who thought they new everything

here's a refresher cource

the liguid inside young coconuts
can be made as a subdtitude for
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blood plasma


no piece of paper can be folded in half
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more than 7 times


donkeys kill more people annually
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than plane crashes


you burn more calories sleeping
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than you do watching television


oak trees do not produce acorns
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until they are 50 years of age or older


the first product to have a bar code
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was wrigley's gum


the king of hearts is the only king
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without a moustache


american airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating 1 olive
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from each salad served in first class


venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise
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(and since venus is normally associated with women,
what does that tell you!)


apples, not caffeine,
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are more efficient at waking you up in the morning


most dust particles in your house are made from
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dead skin


the first owner of the marlboro company
died of lung cancer
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so did the first marlboro man


walt disney was afraid
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mice


the three most valuable brand names on earth?
marlboro, coca cola, budweiser, in this order


it is possible to lead a cow upstairs
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but not downstairs


a ducks quack doesn't echo
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and noone knows why


dentist have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least 6 feet from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush
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( i keep mine in the living room now)


and the best for last
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turtles can breathe through their butts
(i know some people like that, don't you?)


and now you know everything
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Postby THE HIGHLANDER » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:09 am

Very interesting!!!!
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Postby karma » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:50 am

and some racists talk about democracy while insulting other races and they still think they r men :)
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Postby THE HIGHLANDER » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:03 am

karma wrote:and some racists talk about democracy while insulting other races and they still think they r men :)


Any chance of a clue on what the hell your talking about Karma,or are you just having a bad start to the day like me ?????????????
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Postby karma » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:07 am

I m talking about the racists in this forum who are pretending educated, wise people..and yes I have a bad start coz of the bills :(
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Postby pitsilos » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:10 am

she meant the daily pills


but i hear olive oil is good for your skin though
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Postby karma » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:15 am

lollllllllll, yep, I just had a Depon...
and yep, olive oil is the only oil we need in the Aegean and Mediterenean sea..
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Re: for those who thought they knew everything

Postby lev » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:41 am

pitsilos wrote:it is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
the same for a horse 8)
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