A Sparrow got lost while migrating.
He flew so high trying to get his bearings that he froze solid and fell to earth.
As he landed a cow defecated on him
The warmth of the dung resurrected our sparrow and being so happy to have survived he began to sing for joy.
At this point a cat dug the sparrow out of the mire, cleaned him off and promptly ate him.
The moral of this story is:
It's not always an enemy that craps on you and its not always a friend that digs you out of the crap.