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Woman in a coma

Postby MR-from-NG » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:57 pm

A woman was in a coma for several months. One day the nurses noticed a slight response while washing her fanny. They rushed to her husband and explained suggesting a little oral sex might bring her round to which he agreed. A few minutes later her monitor flat lined, no pulse or heart rate. The nurses rushed in "what happened" they cried. The husband said "I'm not sure, she may have choked"
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Postby Amadeo » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:21 pm

sometime is better give than get 8)
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Postby Hiyar herif » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:42 pm

A 69 is good but a 68 is not bad either.
Thats when you recieve a blow job and owe her one.
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Postby Amadeo » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:46 pm

Hiyar herif wrote:A 69 is good but a 68 is not bad either.
Thats when you recieve a blow job and owe her one.


i didn't knew that math could be so interesting :oops:
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Postby Hiyar herif » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:13 pm

well now you do knew
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Postby Amadeo » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:37 pm

Hiyar herif wrote:well now you do knew


i think is time to make some calculations, then ..
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Postby Mills Chapman » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:57 am

That would be a good license plate number: 68NOU1
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