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[DT.]

I dont just like you Kikapu , I realy like you , we naturaly have different views on a number of subjects but so does me and my wife ! She thinks I like my wine more than I like her !

Same here Miltiades.

I like red wine more than almost all the members on this board.

Natty is special.

She is my "Dorothy"

kikapu, you sure do know how to make a girl blush....

And you know how to make a grown man act like a little boy around you.

I think you pensioners better hit the sack before you sprain anything...

[Natty]

I dont just like you Kikapu , I realy like you , we naturaly have different views on a number of subjects but so does me and my wife ! She thinks I like my wine more than I like her !

Same here Miltiades.

I like red wine more than almost all the members on this board.

Natty is special.

She is my "Dorothy"

kikapu, you sure do know how to make a girl blush....

And you know how to make a grown man act like a little boy around you.

Well I guess we're even then...

Although how little a boy do you mean exaclty....

[Kikapu]

I dont just like you Kikapu , I realy like you , we naturaly have different views on a number of subjects but so does me and my wife ! She thinks I like my wine more than I like her !

Same here Miltiades.

I like red wine more than almost all the members on this board.

Natty is special.

She is my "Dorothy"

kikapu, you sure do know how to make a girl blush....

And you know how to make a grown man act like a little boy around you.

I think you pensioners better hit the sack before you sprain anything...

Ha,ha,ha...that's very funny.

It's all these blood thinners is the problem you see...they lack the "punch" to get the job done.

I'm perfectly fine by the way. I have a perfect body of a 51 year old.

I was talking about poor Miltiades.

[Natty]

I dont just like you Kikapu , I realy like you , we naturaly have different views on a number of subjects but so does me and my wife ! She thinks I like my wine more than I like her !

Same here Miltiades.

I like red wine more than almost all the members on this board.

Natty is special.

She is my "Dorothy"

kikapu, you sure do know how to make a girl blush....

And you know how to make a grown man act like a little boy around you.

I think you pensioners better hit the sack before you sprain anything...

Pensioners?? Don't listen to him kikapu, just keep talking to me and you'll feel as young as anything...

[Kikapu]

I dont just like you Kikapu , I realy like you , we naturaly have different views on a number of subjects but so does me and my wife ! She thinks I like my wine more than I like her !

Same here Miltiades.

I like red wine more than almost all the members on this board.

Natty is special.

She is my "Dorothy"

kikapu, you sure do know how to make a girl blush....

And you know how to make a grown man act like a little boy around you.

Well I guess we're even then...

Although how little a boy do you mean exaclty....

You see, you did it again

I have a joke about that actually.

A man goes into a pub for a drink, and while he is having his pint, he sees a donkey in the pub with a box in front of him, full of money.

The customer asks the landlord "what's the deal with the donkey"

The landlord says, over the years people put money in the box and try to make the donkey laugh, and if the donkey laughs, they can keep the money.

The customer says "I'll have a go" and puts his £pound in the box and whispers into the donkeys ear, and the donkey bursts out laughing.

The landlord said, "wow, that's amazing. Well, the money is yours"

A year later, the same customer comes by the same pub, and sure enough, the donkey is still there, with a box full of cash.

The customer said, I'll go and put another £pound in the box and make the donkey laugh.

The landlord said " actually, this time you have to try and make the donkey cry"

So the customers goes over, puts his £pound in, and takes the donkey out to the back, and as they walk back in, the donkey is pouring with tears.

The landlord said, "well, the money is yours, but before you go, how did you make him laugh the first time and cry the second time".

The customer said," well, the first time I told him I had a bigger one than he did, and the second time, I took him outside and showed it to him".

Oh Natty, I happen to know who that "customer" was personally.

[Natty]

I dont just like you Kikapu , I realy like you , we naturaly have different views on a number of subjects but so does me and my wife ! She thinks I like my wine more than I like her !

Same here Miltiades.

I like red wine more than almost all the members on this board.

Natty is special.

She is my "Dorothy"

kikapu, you sure do know how to make a girl blush....

And you know how to make a grown man act like a little boy around you.

Well I guess we're even then...

Although how little a boy do you mean exaclty....

You see, you did it again

I have a joke about that actually.

A man goes into a pub for a drink, and while he is having his pint, he sees a donkey in the pub with a box in front of him, full of money.

The customer asks the landlord "what's the deal with the donkey"

The landlord says, over the years people put money in the box and try to make the donkey laugh, and if the donkey laughs, they can keep the money.

The customer says "I'll have a go" and puts his £pound in the box and whispers into the donkeys ear, and the donkey bursts out laughing.

The landlord said, "wow, that's amazing. Well, the money is yours"

A year later, the same customer comes by the same pub, and sure enough, the donkey is still there, with a box full of cash.

The customer said, I'll go and put another £pound in the box and make the donkey laugh.

The landlord said " actually, this time you have to try and make the donkey cry"

So the customers goes over, puts his £pound in, and takes the donkey out to the back, and as they walk back in, the donkey is pouring with tears.

The landlord said, "well, the money is yours, but before you go, how did you make him laugh the first time and cry the second time".

The customer said," well, the first time I told him I had a bigger one than he did, and the second time, I took him outside and showed it to him".

Oh Natty, I happen to know who that "customer" was personally.

Oh A good friend of yours is he?

(You know it took me a while to get what you meant, it just clicked...I'm very slow sometimes... )