Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for
his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed
our
Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was an iceberg that sank the ship, not
me." The Chinese
replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
i told ya it was crap
