George W and Tony were having a private meeting when Satan appeared, visibly angry. He told them that, thanks to their intervention in Iraq, He had lost his 233rd soul to the Enemy, each enjoying 72 virgins. If they hadn't martyred themselves, he would have been able to claim the souls for eternal damnation. However, he went on, the two leaders, by their intervention in Iraq, had committed moral suicide and, when their time came, they, too, would each get 72 women.
Tony looked delighted and said, "Virgins?"
"No, 72 elderly mothers-in-law!"