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Let Justice be Done!

Postby devil » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:09 pm

George W and Tony were having a private meeting when Satan appeared, visibly angry. He told them that, thanks to their intervention in Iraq, He had lost his 233rd soul to the Enemy, each enjoying 72 virgins. If they hadn't martyred themselves, he would have been able to claim the souls for eternal damnation. However, he went on, the two leaders, by their intervention in Iraq, had committed moral suicide and, when their time came, they, too, would each get 72 women.

Tony looked delighted and said, "Virgins?"

"No, 72 elderly mothers-in-law!"
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Postby Pete_D » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:48 pm

Sorry mate, I know you might think the joke appropriate with the "devil"/"satan" link, but it just ain't so funny :(

Come on, I've read your other humorous material, I know you can do a lot better - you normally do a lot better! - post some more funny ones soon :D :D
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Postby devil » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:13 pm

Funny, I put the same joke on another forum and it was a great success. Just goes to show that one man's snake is another man's python.
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