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[LENA]

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along.

Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world." The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild, and my joints are too far gone to squat"

[Bill]

Excellent Lena

I hope your not speaking from personal experience there

[LENA]

No Bill I am only 22 and I am lucky!!!!

[Bill]

Well Lena I'll never be 22 again that's for sure .

But I must admit I've always been lucky

Still I can always live on memories

Bill

[LENA]

So Bill you are between 60 and 70 years old???

[Cyprus Vending]

Good one Lena...

[Bill]

You are nearly right Lena agapimou ------- 60 ( just )

Which makes me just starting the "praying for it stage" according to your two old ladies.

I prefer to call it my "very grateful if I get the chance" stage of life

Bill

[LENA]

You are nearly right Lena agapimou ------- 60 ( just )

Which makes me just starting the "praying for it stage" according to your two old ladies.

I prefer to call it my "very grateful if I get the chance" stage of life

Bill