by zan » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:08 am
I know that…
I always give the same corny response to people who use the excuse “It’s my hormones” to which I say “Well leave her at home then”.
I don’t know if you have heard this one before but…..
A woman, after going to every doctor and plastic surgeon in the land, decides to go to a Chinese herbalist to see if he can help her.
“ I can’t seem to get a man” she says.” I have been every where and even the plastic surgeons refuse to help me”.
So he Chinese herbalist asks her to remove her cloths and get on all fours.
“ Now”, he says. “Walk on your hans an knees velly velly quickry away from me”.
She does as she is told. When she gets to the end of the room he says.
“Now walk on your hans an knees velly velly quickry back to me”
She does that to and he asks her to get dressed and come and sit down.
He says to her “ I have diagnosed that you have Ed Zackery disease”.
She gasps and says “What is that”
And he says “Your face rook Ed Zackery like your ass”.