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[Pete_D]

they are all rubbish, but I watch eastenders some of the time

[simonwjones]

they are all rubbish, but I watch eastenders some of the time

Only thing about Enders is that Miller bird who works in the pub, very tasty!

[Pete_D]

[sexist_mode]Mate you've got low expectations then! No class, her!

Still, I wouldn't roll over her to get to you
[/sexist_mode]

[simonwjones]

[sexist_mode]Mate you've got low expectations then! No class, her!

Still, I wouldn't roll over her to get to you
[/sexist_mode]

Nope, she aint class Pete but shes still a looker!! The best looking gal in Enders over the past few years was Chrissy or Zoe I reckon

[deedeepuss]

I think you two should watch Hollyoaks!

Much more pleasing on the eye

[simonwjones]

I think you two should watch Hollyoaks!

Much more pleasing on the eye

Arr, your right. I sent you a PM earlier. Where you from in Shropshire?

[Pete_D]

Ok, I don't normally enter into such superficial things as this, but lets work out who the best looking woman was in eastenders during the last few years.

Discalimer: please everyone, don't take this post to be anything more serious than a bit of light hearted fun, BTW!!!

BTW, as this post will reveal, I used to watch it somewhat more often but it has gone downhill lately IMO.

Well, it is easy to narrow down the field somewhat. That's because the following must be true, as specified in the script-writers charter:

- she must have been sh&gged by both Dirty Den and Phil Mitchell
- preferably she would be said wife/girlfriend/partner of one of them and must have had an affair/one night stand with the other one.

Of course, it is possible to substitute "stand ins" for our two leading men. Example substitutes would be "unlikely gangster" Andy Hunter (now brown bread), "meathead" "bruv" grant mitchell (now staring in countless SAS specials on ITV) or "ladies choice" Dennis Rickman (killed off in the worst case of "scriptwriters work out who-dunnit at a later date", ever).

If you add it altogether, I reckon the candidates are women like chrissie, zoe, kate and no doubt yet more whose names I cannot even begin to remember. But they do not include peggy mitchell or pauline fowler.

Personally, i reckon the best two at the moment could well be the one married to the ugly ginge bloke who is bradley's dad, or the one who works for her in the nail bar/hair salon jobby, or maybe even the nurse who used to be knocking off sonia. I am in two minds about whether it makes her more, or less, attractive after it was revealed she was a lesbian.


Pete

[Pete_D]

I think you two should watch Hollyoaks!

Much more pleasing on the eye

I guess you're right.... if that were the only reason I watched TV.

But then I guess if that was all I was interested in, I could just go and download some porn off the internet

Although obviously I am too sweet & innocent to know how to do that sort of thing...

[simonwjones]

Ok, I don't normally enter into such superficial things as this, but lets work out who the best looking woman was in eastenders during the last few years.

Discalimer: please everyone, don't take this post to be anything more serious than a bit of light hearted fun, BTW!!!

BTW, as this post will reveal, I used to watch it somewhat more often but it has gone downhill lately IMO.

Well, it is easy to narrow down the field somewhat. That's because the following must be true, as specified in the script-writers charter:

- she must have been sh&gged by both Dirty Den and Phil Mitchell
- preferably she would be said wife/girlfriend/partner of one of them and must have had an affair/one night stand with the other one.

Of course, it is possible to substitute "stand ins" for our two leading men. Example substitutes would be "unlikely gangster" Andy Hunter (now brown bread), "meathead" "bruv" grant mitchell (now staring in countless SAS specials on ITV) or "ladies choice" Dennis Rickman (killed off in the worst case of "scriptwriters work out who-dunnit at a later date", ever).

If you add it altogether, I reckon the candidates are women like chrissie, zoe, kate and no doubt yet more whose names I cannot even begin to remember. But they do not include peggy mitchell or pauline fowler.

Personally, i reckon the best two at the moment could well be the one married to the ugly ginge bloke who is bradley's dad, or the one who works for her in the nail bar/hair salon jobby, or maybe even the nurse who used to be knocking off sonia. I am in two minds about whether it makes her more, or less, attractive after it was revealed she was a lesbian.


Pete

The girl with a spanner in her hand at the arches aint too bad is she. The girl at the nail bar place is nice yep! I thought Zoe was nice though

[Pete_D]

what I want to know about eastenders is:

- why is there only one pub in the whole world?
(Well, ok there is another one but no-one ever drinks there, they just threaten to do so)

- why is the arches the only place you can get your car fixed or get an MOT? And given that is the case, why are they never busy?

- why are there only two places to go out for the dinner, the "argee-bargee" or "fargos" (or "the caf"?)

- how come the entire population of walford can do their weekly shop at the corner shop and yet not look malnourished?

hmmmm.......