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by **T_C** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:04 pm

Q: 2 Chavz jump off a cliff....who wins?

A: Society!

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Q: What do you call a Chav in a white tracksuit?

A: The bride

by **JenLawler** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:59 pm

lmao.

by **King of Trout** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:49 pm

lmao thats good, second is the best

by **BOF** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:56 pm

apparently chav stands for 'council house and vicious'

by **King of Trout** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:58 pm

Council House and Violent

by **Pete_D** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:56 am

King of Trout wrote:Council House and Violent

Hmmm.... something smells Fishy to me :lol:

by **T_C** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:51 am

Some more Chav jokes...

How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

What do you say to a chav while hes at work?
Can i have a big mac please?

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

by **Pete_D** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:04 am

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant

by **T_C** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:11 am

LOL!!!!

by **Radio** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:37 pm

What do you call a 30 year old female chav ?.

Granny !.

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