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[zan]

Look its easy to understand, a "Cornish pasty" is obviously a pasty from cornwall!

Simple, eh?

P.S: For those not from the UK, cornwall is this place deep in the southwest where the locals speak funny and drive like nutters, and where the rest of us visit once a year in the summer, except we would if it wasn't for the fact that it only has one road going into the place and that is always stuffed solid with slow-moving caravans

OK! Then smart arse where does a Jamaican patti come from then.......DOH!.

[Pete_D]

OK! Then smart arse where does a Jamaican patti come from then.......DOH!.

Guess my arse must be pretty smart, since I seem to be able to regularly talk out of it with relative ease!

[zan]

OK! Then smart arse where does a Jamaican patti come from then.......DOH!.

Guess my arse must be pretty smart, since I seem to be able to regularly talk out of it with relative ease!

I used mine to type that last post.....beat that..........ouch I did not mean literally.

[Pete_D]

I used mine to type that last post.....beat that..........ouch I did not mean literally.

Yes, in order to do that you would have to stick an implement "between the cheeks", so to speak, in order to press the keys.

And with reference to the last paragraph of another post I have just made in the "electrical regulations" thread, let me just clarify that the thought of having such an implement inserted into an area "where the sun don't shine" is certainly one that fills me with dread, and no satisfaction whatsoever!

Just wanted to clear that up, one more time....

Pete

[bill cobbett]

... place deep in the southwest where the locals speak funny and drive like nutters, and where the rest of us visit once a year in the summer...

Sounds a bit like Pahos to me and please Zan "gravy" on pasties!! - Oh dear, if word gets around. I'd stay out of Cornwall if I were you.

[zan]

... place deep in the southwest where the locals speak funny and drive like nutters, and where the rest of us visit once a year in the summer...

Sounds a bit like Pahos to me and please Zan "gravy" on pasties!! - Oh dear, if word gets around. I'd stay out of Cornwall if I were you.

Hey! It rocks my gravy boat!!!!!!

[villawagen]

did someone mention kebabs !!!!!!!!!!!! kebabilooooooonnnnnnnn

i like pasties too meaty and peppery

[Pete_D]

i like pasties too meaty and peppery

I do too, but I find there are so many cack ones available these days with inferior meat and potato crud in them

[G.Man]

with all the cabarets in cyprus, you may have more success with a nipple pasty shop

[bill cobbett]

Pasty lovers and others may wish to add their names to a petition to the UK PM asking him to recognise the Cornish Genocide of 1549.

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Genocide-1549/