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[mountainman]

Two good ole boys down in Cape Breton were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer...After a while the first guy says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin',and she got pregnant
and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even.