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Postby LENA » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:52 pm

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Postby bill cobbett » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:09 am

I cannot understand why this post on a serious matter has been viewed so many times (44) without a comment, other than this one.
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Postby miltiades » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:38 pm

I have heard of people with the most bizarre sexual fantasies , but sex with a safe ? What next .
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Postby zan » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:22 pm

bill cobbett wrote:I cannot understand why this post on a serious matter has been viewed so many times (44) without a comment, other than this one.


I think you make a very good point on this serious matter Bill. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby bill cobbett » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:45 pm

Thank you Zan. May you live to be well over 100 and to bring up many sons and may they all be as handsome and intelligent as their father.

This post did remind me of the power of sex in attracting an audience. You will know that "sex" is one of the most searched for terms on the net. I have been thinking of how to make use of the word vis-a-vis the issue of Cyprus.

I also did a google and came across these strange sites where deviant people engaged in sex not with a safe, as M suggests above but in strongboxes/vaults/safes and other confined places.
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Postby zan » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:58 pm

Thank you Zan. May you live to be well over 100 and to bring up many sons and may they all be as handsome and intelligent as their father.


I caught my wife saying this prayer one night but she blushed when she realised I was watching. She appologised several times and ran out of the room. Strange .......but sweet. :?



This post did remind me of the power of sex in attracting an audience. You will know that "sex" is one of the most searched for terms on the net. I have been thinking of how to make use of the word vis-a-vis the issue of Cyprus.



Yeh! Sorry about that, most of that was me. 8)



I also did a google and came across these strange sites where deviant people engaged in sex not with a safe, as M suggests above but in strongboxes/vaults/safes and other confined places



I'm feeling claustrophobic already. :shock:
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Postby Kikapu » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:08 pm

miltiades wrote:I have heard of people with the most bizarre sexual fantasies , but sex with a safe ? What next .


This is your second funniest joke, since the "flying pigs" story, when the cat got the pork chop and jumped over the wall.!

You're getting better with the funnies. :lol:
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Postby LENA » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:12 pm

Zan post was very funny!!!!!!
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Postby Amadeo » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:55 pm

Don't be so hard on yourself !
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