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by **raymanuva** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:32 am

how about projecting flags on the mountain by powerful projectors and every 30 minutes have an AD running for aprox 2 minutes... this will cover electricity costs. Dog Food, Women Products, Aftershaves etc...

by **zan** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:35 am

Sotos wrote:They are doing everything they can to piss us off so they can later say that we don't like them

Mmmmm! New initiatives by Turkey. News at eleven.

Bir wrote:

Yeah,with some luck Cyprus will take off and land on top of the Turkish parliament in Ankara.

Now wouldn’t that be a sight. Half a million GCs wake up to find them selves smack bang in the middle of 80,000,000 Turks.

Blow wind blow.

::::::::News at eleven::::::::

Cyprus; Just as relations between Turkey and the RoC were getting better, Turkey has erected two flags on top of a mountain in a surprise move to piss off the people in the South of the island. A spoke- person for the TRNC said, "these flags are there for the good of our people and our economy. The money came from the people in the form of donations and not a penny of the taxes was used. I even put my fridge up for auction in a fun fund raising day which was organised by the Turkish Vexillology Association" (TVA). The fun day went on until the early hours of the evening due to the lack of electricity for any lighting. The people walked home safely under the light of the other flags on the mountain.
Rumours started to spread quickly in the south, that the flags were in fact giant sails that will be used to move the island closer to Turkey and the erection of a crow- nest near the flags added to the speculation. A leaked report was also intercepted that asked the citizens of the TRNC to consume as much fasulya as possible and point their arses at the flags at three o'clock on Saturday GMT. A large consignment of gas masks has also been ordered from China and no smoking signs are being displayed all over the North of the island.

More News:

The new Cyprus mouse that was thought to be found only on Cyprus has also been spotted in small gondolas in Venice.

The elections in the RoC are hotting up as the new campaign posters of the Tpap party show the party members wearing suits made purely from the hides of donkeys. “This is to show the people of Cyprus that we are dedicated to the Cypriot and ENOSIS has been banished to the annuls of our history". The donkeys were stubborn in their response.

President Talat of the TRNC/KKTC has been accused of profiteering from the power cuts by fixing fridges that were not actually broken. One person, who wishes to stay anonymous, said that it was only when he went out to get some parts and the electricity came on that I found out there was nothing wrong with it. The matter has been sent to the Fridge Ethics Society (FES)

by **Hiyar herif** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:48 am

NEWS FLASH.....

a U.F.I ( unidentified floating island ) has been spoted by a NASA satalite floating towards Turkey.It is believed the island might infact be Cyprus.

INCOMING NEWS - we have just been informed that that it has just crashed into Turkey and started a domino affect and Turkey has just crahed into Greece.Can you believe this.A small island causing so much havoc.This is Som Young Guy reporting from the Med.

by **DT.** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:51 am

Hiyar herif wrote:NEWS FLASH.....

a U.F.I ( unidentified floating island ) has been spoted by a NASA satalite floating towards Turkey.It is believed the island might infact be Cyprus.

INCOMING NEWS - we have just been informed that that it has just crashed into Turkey and started a domino affect and Turkey has just crahed into Greece.Can you believe this.A small island causing so much havoc.This is Som Young Guy reporting from the Med.

would it have been so wrong if the island floated the other direction and we ended up next to Aruba instead???

by **cypezokyli** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:33 am

@ zan

by **bill cobbett** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:00 pm

Birkibrisli wrote:I am not organising this whole shebang,bill.
But I believe the cost will include the construction and the erection of the
flags in what must be a very inaccesible terrain. But since Zan thinks they are planning to move Cyprus closer to Turkey,that sum doesn't seem excessive...

Good news for you and Turkey old chap, you don't have to go to any expense to move Cyprus closer to Turkey. Cyprus is moving northwards naturally as the Afican tectonic plate and the Eurasian one collide. It's moving at about 2 cms a year so in a few million years Cyprus will be attached to the south of Turkey and a few million years after that happens, Egypt will also join you.