No one could i.d it but everybody asumed it was Paddy.So Paddies mates O'Reilly and Murphy was called in the morge to conferm the situation.
''O Jesus'' says Murpthy when he sees the corpse ''the pain he must gone thru..oh sweet Marry''adds O'Reilly
''Is that youre friend Paddy?'' asks the guy in charge.
''Well its hard to tell'' says Murpthy."He 's so badly burnt.''
""Turn him over" over says O'Reilly''theres only one way to find out''.
Once the body is turned over the two mates gently seperate his bum cheeks and and has a closer look.
''Nope thats not him.No way''
''Are you sure?''
''Possitive''
How can you tell?''
''Well'' says Paddy.''Everytime we go to the pub.The landlord says'here comes Paddy with those two arse holes'".
sorry.
