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by **zan** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:33 am

OK! Pete_D, you want old ones I’ll give you old ones.

A black man came home one day and found his wife in bed with another man. When his wife and her lover saw him they thought he would kill them both but was surprised to see him calmly turn around and heard him go downstairs into the kitchen.

“Quick”, the wife screamed “he has gone into the kitchen to get a knife”.

They quickly threw on a few items of clothing and slowly ventured out of the bedroom and downstairs ready to take flight. The lover seeing his chance did exactly that but the wife was shocked that her husband had gone into the kitchen and she could not hear him. She made her way to the kitchen thinking he might have even tried to do himself some harm through grief, but when she pushed open the door she saw her husband with his trousers round his ankles and his dick in a bowl.

She very hesitantly asked him what he was doing and he said,

“Quite frankly my dear, I am fucking dis custard”.

by **the_snake_and_the_crane** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:04 am

can anyone else hear the wind and tumbleweed here?

by **zan** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:27 am

AH! Reinforcements. How charming.

by **Pete_D** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:33 pm

Naw sorry, this joke just isn't up to standard... just not as crap as mine

by **LENA** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:12 pm

I will ask from Zan to forgive me but I want to post a joke here that goes with the title...

Well...For Pete_D

A young man goes to his doctor with a personal problem. He pulls down his pants and displays his rather long and large penis.

"So, what's the problem?" the doctor asks.

"I can't get beyond a first date with a woman. A kiss, a touch or even just a whiff of her perfume and whammm! I get this tent in my pants."

The doctor thinks for a moment. "Well, drugs are really out of the question, they could have some long term side effects. Have you tried strapping it to your leg?"

The young man agrees to try it. A couple of days pass and the doctor runs into his patient on the street.

"So, how did things work out?"

"Okay, at first," the young man admits sheepishly. "I took this girl out on a first date, we had a great time, and with it strapped to my leg my erection wasn't so obvious. When I took her home, she leaned over to give me a goodnight kiss on the front steps, giving me a peek down her blouse, and that's when it happened."

by **Bill** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:10 am

And ????????????
don't keep us in suspenders pleeeease -- finish the story

by **Pete_D** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:54 pm

* sigh * ......

As this whole thread seems to be devoted to me, I will take it upon myself to finish LENA's joke. The punchline reads as follows:

"What happened?"

"That's when I kicked her right in the face!"

Not exactly worth waiting 3 days for, was it Bill?!

Pete