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[mountainman]

Engineers Patrick and Seamus (Dublin mechanical engineers) were
standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick,
"but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid
the pole down.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement,
announced, "Five metres," and walked away.

Seamus shook his head and laughed.

"Ain't that just like a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us
the length!"

[liquorice]

As a bottle blonde recently divorced from an irishman..... i like it!!!!!

[Eliko]

Which 'bottle' was responsible for the ultimate divorce, the one you were using or the one he was?

[deedeepuss]

I hate to admit it but I'm blond, and it isn't out of a bottle (yes I did understand it before anyone asks) and I liked it too

[Eliko]

Hello deedeepuss, we meet again, the spaghetti is still in the pot. X

[deedeepuss]

Shhh people will start talking!

[JenLawler]

I don't get it...That's what I'd have done..

[Pete_D]

Or is it the best Irish joke ever?!

(Note: I am 1/4 Irish (as you would be able to tell if I revealed my surname )... is that why I just don't get it )

[liquorice]

Which 'bottle' was responsible for the ultimate divorce, the one you were using or the one he was?

As with most women the bottle came after the divorce. Must be the need to feel like a new woman. Have now decided to be a redhead and feel a new man!!!!

[zan]

Or is it the best Irish joke ever?!

(Note: I am 1/4 Irish (as you would be able to tell if I revealed my surname )... is that why I just don't get it )

And what would the other 5/4ths be now.