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by **villawagen** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:33 am

Subject: B&Q Warning

Warn all your Friends & Family about this, I just had a lucky
escape!

Walked into B&Q this morning and some old bastard dressed in
orange asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately I got the first punch in so that was the end of that.

by **LENA** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:50 am

by **Pete_D** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:49 pm

**Groan!!!**

villawagen this joke is so bad, it's almost good!!!

P.S The best team in the world isn't Aston villa it's Tottenham Hotspur... COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!

by **villawagen** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:31 pm

Pete_D wrote:**Groan!!!**

villawagen this joke is so bad, it's almost good!!!

P.S The best team in the world isn't Aston villa it's Tottenham Hotspur... COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!

hhhhmmmm really !!!!!!

by **bill cobbett** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:55 pm

Must have been the same bleeder I met this morning when I was looking for flooring.

by **Pete_D** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:51 am

This thread is really plumbing the depths of humour, it's hardly lighting up the forum, perhaps I'm just painting the wrong picture here but - and I hope I don't seem to be skirting round the issue - personally I am getting a bit "board" with the whole thing, so maybe those concerned should take some gardening leave in order to go out there and work on getting some better jokes in their toolbox.

by **bill cobbett** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:04 am

No, it's no good, I have tried but I can't restrain myself, so sorry Pete_D. I'm going to go in tomorrow and ask one of the female assistants for some floor stripper.

by **Pete_D** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:29 pm

THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!....

(This is the sound of Pete banging his head on the table in despair at the truly diabolically criminal humour being expressed in this thread!)

by **bill cobbett** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:38 am

I am doing the honourable thing and reaching for the service revolver.

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