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[mountainman]

The Blonde Kidnapper

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your
child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave £10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM."
Signed, "The Blonde."



She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.



The next morning, she returned to the park to find the £10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

[Eliko]

She couldn't have been that stupid mountainman, at least she got the brown bag right!.

[mountainman]

I suppose she was formerly a brunette then