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[Kempes]

I did not realise that Cypriots had the reputation as Sheep shaggers.

So here’s another.

A young welsh girl has to choose a subject for her graduation thesis and after taking to friends and family decides to research the sexual activities of her local area. A sure pass she thinks.

So she goes to the pub to interview the locals. She approaches the first man and he agrees to be interviewed.

What is your main mode of sexual activity?
Sheep shagging.

Oh great she thinks she is on the way to an honours degree.

What method do you employ?
Baggy wellies. (For the uninitiated that means taken from behind with the back legs of the sheep down your wellies).

Whoopee hot stuff. So on to the next man.

What mode….. sheep shagging….. method ….. baggy wellies.

3rd man…..sheep shagging……. baggy wellies.

After the 10th local with exactly the same answers she is feeling very depressed and can see her degree slipping away.

So she goes to the bar, buys a drink and chats to the landlord. He listens to her story and suggests she talk to old Dai by the fire, he’s 93 and done the lot. She thinks it’s worth one last try.

So she asks old Dai what he did for sex.

Sheep shagging.

Oh shit… and I suppose you use the baggy wellie method?

Oh no. I flip the sheep on it’s back, tie its legs to stakes in the ground, and jump on top.

That’s amazing, everybody else I have spoken to in here uses the baggy wellies.

Oh No says Dai……. You can’t kiss ‘em that way boyo.

[dinos]

^^