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THE JEWELLER'S SHOP.

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THE JEWELLER'S SHOP.

Postby THE HIGHLANDER » Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:58 am

This guy walks into the jewellers,and starts taking of his trousers and pants.........the jeweller shouts "what the hell are you doing man"

To which the guy replies........."Well you have a sign on your window saying all dirty rings cleaned free of charge"

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Postby Brent2403 » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:49 am

He went back the next day and a lady assistant was there.

Do you mend clocks - he asked

certainly - she replied.

So he pulled his trousers and pants down again - pointed to his giant penis and said

well put a couple of hands on that then !
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Postby THE HIGHLANDER » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:50 pm

Nice one Brent..........you got me laughing there mate !!!!!!

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