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[THE HIGHLANDER]

Two indian friends Ali & Majid come to Britain arriving in Liverpool to try there luck in settling down and blending into the British way of life,on arrival they shake hands and set of in different directions at the same time agreeing to meet up 1yr from the day and see who has adapted the best,so Ali heads for Scotland and majid heads for London.............

One year later to the day as agreed, they meet up...........

"Well then Majid" says Ali "how did you get on then" ...... so Majid replies "i've been to Buckingham Palace,Tower of London,Madam Tusauds,watch Chelsea play at Stampford Bridge every second saturday,go to to pub for a few beers friday,sat with my new mates and have a nice roast for sunday dinner,so how did you get on in Scotland i bet you can't beat that Ali"

Ali replies: "F*CK OFF YOU BLACK BA*TARD"

[THE HIGHLANDER]

P.S. No offence ment............as i'm not a raciast,just like good old joke the way they used to, be if any one can remember that far back !!!!!!!