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[Kikapu]

Stick to your guns,Kikapu...Even if you and I are the only people in the universe without mobiles,we will be in good company!
And if you are going to do your military service in the TRNC,let me know so I can sign up for the same period. They won't know what hit them if we are there together.And I am older than you are...

Ps.It'd have to be Grandad's Army,I believe...

PPs.Can we get miltiades to join us as an honourary TRNC citizen?

Birkibrisli,

Actually, my girlfriend doesn't have a Mobile either. Perhaps if we told this dreadful news to the military personal, they will give us "Section 8" (being crazy), and kick us out for being totally unbalance persons. Just think, we can avoid doing military time.

Miltiades already admitted using Mobiles, so his ass is cooked, I'm afraid.

He can always bribe himself out of the military.

[cypezokyli]

@ kikapu , did you get my mail ?
(just checking)....

[BirKibrisli]

Stick to your guns,Kikapu...Even if you and I are the only people in the universe without mobiles,we will be in good company!
And if you are going to do your military service in the TRNC,let me know so I can sign up for the same period. They won't know what hit them if we are there together.And I am older than you are...

Ps.It'd have to be Grandad's Army,I believe...

PPs.Can we get miltiades to join us as an honourary TRNC citizen?

Birkibrisli,

Actually, my girlfriend doesn't have a Mobile either. Perhaps if we told this dreadful news to the military personal, they will give us "Section 8" (being crazy), and kick us out for being totally unbalance persons. Just think, we can avoid doing military time.

Miltiades already admitted using Mobiles, so his ass is cooked, I'm afraid.

He can always bribe himself out of the military.

Well,Kikapu,I'll just have to find myself a girlfriend without a mobile,and we can form "the Mobilless Luddites Society of Cyprus"...and live happily ever after. I got another idea,lets tell them where we stand on the Cypro and the TRNC...They will surely exclude us for being "subversive influence on the young" or something...

Don't forget what I said elsewhere about making a video of your trip.Or at least take plenty of still photos we can use later as visuals in a documentary on your trip to Cyprus.
You own a camera of some sort,don't you???

[miltiades]

Well guys , old Miltiades has 3 , yes 3 mobiles !! I employ some very hard working Kurdish guys and they run them for me. All based in the West End of London. I'm not surprised your girlfriend hasn't got a mobile its a very hard job and not suitable for a lady.
As for cameras I just use my mobile phone for that.

[LENA]

I am sorry that I might intrude in your conversation, but Miltiades why mobile phones are not suitable for ladies? You know are not that heavy and that difficult to use them as you might think. Or else you believe that the “stupid” kind of humanity – women – do not have enough brain for such “complicate” job??

[BirKibrisli]

I am sorry that I might intrude in your conversation, but Miltiades why mobile phones are not suitable for ladies? You know are not that heavy and that difficult to use them as you might think. Or else you believe that the “stupid” kind of humanity – women – do not have enough brain for such “complicate” job??

Lets see how you get out of that one,dear miltiades...

[Kikapu]

I am sorry that I might intrude in your conversation, but Miltiades why mobile phones are not suitable for ladies? You know are not that heavy and that difficult to use them as you might think. Or else you believe that the “stupid” kind of humanity – women – do not have enough brain for such “complicate” job??

Lets see how you get out of that one,dear miltiades...

I think, what Miltiades would say, is that, ladies are very good operating the "Vibrator mode" very effectively and efficiently, but not all the other non- important features, such as e-mails, texting and photos.

How did I do Miltiades.

[cypezokyli]

I am sorry that I might intrude in your conversation, but Miltiades why mobile phones are not suitable for ladies? You know are not that heavy and that difficult to use them as you might think. Or else you believe that the “stupid” kind of humanity – women – do not have enough brain for such “complicate” job??

Lets see how you get out of that one,dear miltiades...

advice to miltiades :
you might be able to get away with comments against gays , beards, tattoos, american foreign policy etc.... but dont mess with women. trust me on that .

the sooner you say you were just jocking the better

[miltiades]

Lena , I got it now ! You think that my 3 mobiles operating in Central London and run by men , could also be run by women. I do not think so. You see the most popular item is the old Burger and chips , now its not just frying and serving but its all the heavy work involved , ie carting sacks of potatoes around , that I being of the Older Brigade feel that ladies are best suited for less arduous work . I get the feeling that you dont like me some how.

Just a quick reply to cypezokyli , you left out the rotten Traffic Bastards Wardens , now them I detest .
You are wrong in including gays in my list of objectionable entities. The only remark I made was in referring to George Michael , you know the toilet pervert , as George Poofter Michael , I stand by that .
As far as my allergy to beards is concerned , once taxation is endorsed ans classification of hairy beards commences then I shall withdraw my remarks. My local Priest , Father Beard rung me and reprimanded me for my disrespectful comments .I humble apologised and send a present . Gillette razors , hope he likes the.

On a serious note , how on earth a millionaire world famous individual allows him self to lower his pants in a public toilet and have his way with a Policeman, I mean seriously this guy is sick.

[zan]

Maybe changing that to George pervert Michael would be less bigoted. Not all poofters are perverts and not all perverts are poofters, to use your terminology.(By the way my word spell check gives me the option to change poofters to, rooftops or profiteers as well)


By the way George is growing a beard and he definitely looks like a Greek Cypriot now.